It started as a harmless download. A few taps. A few laughs. A few “oh wow, this is actually kinda fun.” Fast-forward a week, and now I’m sitting in the dark, thumbs twitching, eyes glazed, whispering to a tiny pixelated bird: “Fly, you fool.” How It All Went Wrong The first few rounds were fine. I didn’t care that I died after two pipes — it was part...